I Learned The First Night

I've Been In Therapy. I Know Enough About Myself Now To Know That I Really Don't Need To Know Anymore.

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.

I Find Human Contact Repulsive.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.