I Had A Wonderful Childhood,

Pretty Good. Pretttttttty, Pretttttttttty, Pretttttty Good.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I Don't Like To Analyze My Music Too Much. It Just Comes Welling Up Out Of The Depths Of My Soul.

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.