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I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

Being Larry David On Curb Your Enthusiasm Was The Best Thing To Happen To Larry David In Life.

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.