I Find Human Contact Repulsive.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

Obviously Comedic Styles Do Change.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.