I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.

It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do The Kind Of Comedy That These People Were Coming To Hear - Mainstream Comedy.

I've Always Loathed Rich People, So I've Become Who I've Loathed, Which Makes It Doubly Difficult, If You Can Follow Me.