Did Bill Clinton Actually Think

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

The Best Situation Is Being A Single Parent. The Best Part About Is That You Get Time Off, Too, Because The Kids Are With Their Mom, So It's The Best Of Both Worlds. There's A Lot To Be Said For It.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.