Until I Started Doing Standup,

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.

I'm Not Quite As Anonymous As I Was.

Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man - There's Your Diamond In The Rough.