Even Though The National Guard

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

You Write About What You Know.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'