I Had A Job As

You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate To Be Funny And You Don't Know You're Inadequate When You're A Kid.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

It's Not Every Day That You Get To Be Affectionate Around Something, It Just Doesn't Happen That Often.

Even Though The National Guard And Army Reserve See Combat Today, It Rankles Me That People Assume It Was Some Kind Of Waltz In The Park Back Then.

I've Always Loathed Rich People, So I've Become Who I've Loathed, Which Makes It Doubly Difficult, If You Can Follow Me.