I Had A Job As

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.