I Don't Like People Cleaning

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

Perhaps I Have A Wider Range Than I'd Given Myself Credit For.

I Couldn't Be Happier That President Bush Has Stood Up For Having Served In The National Guard, Because I Can Finally Put An End To All Those Who Questioned My Motives For Enlisting In The Army Reserve At The Height Of The Vietnam War.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.