I'm Really Only Happy When

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

It Has To Do - I Think - With Growing Up In An Apartment, With My Aunt And My Cousins Right Next Door To Me, With The Door Open, With Neighbors Walking In And Out, With People Yelling At Each Other All The Time.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.