I Think Golf Is Literally

I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really What I Was After.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I Guess I Still Feel That I'm A Comedian; If I Had To Pick One Thing That I Feel Like I Could Do, It Would Be That. That Doesn't Mean That I Like It, But I Feel That's What I Am.

I Don't Write Shows With Dialogue Where Actors Have To Memorize Dialogue. I Write The Scenes Where We Know Everything That's Going To Happen. There's An Outline Of About Seven Or Eight Pages, And Then We Improvise It.

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.