I Think Golf Is Literally

I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

You Can't Do Anything In Life. The Social Barriers In Life Are So Intense And Horrific That Every Encounter Is Just Fraught With So Many Problems And Dread. Every Social Situation Is A Potential Nightmare.

Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy Wherever I Go, But I'm Very Casual About It.

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?