If You Tell The Truth

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

Give A Guy A Girlfriend And A Great Job, He Doesn’t Need Therapy.

I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.