Trying On Pants Is One

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

People Don't Yell Nasty Things At Actors - They Let Them Continue.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

The Lunch In A Normal American Restaurant Is Very Problematic For Me. I Don't Like To Have Hot Food For Lunch.