The 19+ Dan Quisenberry Quotes

When I Came Over Here (the National League), I Always Heard It Was A Stronger League, With Amphetamines All Over The Clubhouse, But All I Found Was Michelob Dry.

Someone Told Me Just Recently That Poets Are Eulogists. It's Their Job, To Eulogize. I Didn't Know That, But It Makes Sense. Because In Almost Every Poem Of Mine There Is A Loss.

He (ted Simmons) Didn't Sound Like A Baseball Player. He Said Things Like 'nevertheless' And 'if, In Fact.

They're (california Angels) Like The American League All-star Team, And That's Their Problem, The American League All-star Team Always Loses.

It (his Contract) Has Options Through The Year 2020 Or Until The Last Rocky Movie Is Made.

I Don't Mean To Diminish The Job, It's A Good Job And A Real Pressure Job. But I Don't Think A Relief Pitcher Should Ever Be The Most Valuable Player Of A League. We Only Play In Maybe Half Of The Games. Being A Relief Pitcher Means Part-time Employment. We're Bench Players, And Bench Players Shouldn't Be M.v.p.

Strikes (1981) Are Real Life. It Took Up Seven Weeks Of Real Time. That's A Fifth Of A Pregnancy.

Preschoolers Have A Way Of Grabbing Your Attention. Mine Help Me Not To Be A Baseball Player At Home.

Reggie Jackson Hit One Off Me That's Still Burrowing Its Way To Los Angeles.

The Future Is Much Like The Present, Only Longer.

It's Easy To Enjoy Your Job And Enjoy Other People When Things Are Going Good. When You're Faced With Adversity Is When The Character Of Men Is Measured. There's A Mennonite Proverb, 'man, Like A Tree, Is Measured Best When Cut Down.'

It Helps To Be Stupid If You're A Relief Pitcher. Relievers Had To Get Into A Zone Of Their Own. I Just Hope I'm Stupid Enough.