Preschoolers Have A Way Of

Most Pitchers Fear Losing Their Fastball And, Since I Don't Have One, The Only Thing I Have To Fear Is Fear Itself.

Strikes (1981) Are Real Life. It Took Up Seven Weeks Of Real Time. That's A Fifth Of A Pregnancy.

A Manager Uses A Relief Pitcher Like A Six Shooter, He Fires Until It's Empty Then Takes The Gun And Throws It At The Villain.

Coming Into A Game In The Eighth Or Ninth Inning Is Like Parachuting Behind Enemy Lines. And Sometimes The Chute Doesn't Open. You Have To Live With That. It's An Occupational Hazard.

I Don't Mean To Diminish The Job, It's A Good Job And A Real Pressure Job. But I Don't Think A Relief Pitcher Should Ever Be The Most Valuable Player Of A League. We Only Play In Maybe Half Of The Games. Being A Relief Pitcher Means Part-time Employment. We're Bench Players, And Bench Players Shouldn't Be M.v.p.