It Helps To Be Stupid

Natural Grass Is A Wonderful Thing For Little Bugs And Sinkerball Pitchers.

A Manager Uses A Relief Pitcher Like A Six Shooter, He Fires Until It's Empty Then Takes The Gun And Throws It At The Villain.

When I Came Over Here (the National League), I Always Heard It Was A Stronger League, With Amphetamines All Over The Clubhouse, But All I Found Was Michelob Dry.

It (his Contract) Has Options Through The Year 2020 Or Until The Last Rocky Movie Is Made.

Reggie Jackson Hit One Off Me That's Still Burrowing Its Way To Los Angeles.