The 123+ Helen Rowland Quotes

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.

What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.

Flattery Is Like Wine, Which Exhilarates A Man For A Moment, But Usually Ends By Going To His Head And Making Him Act Foolishly.

The Hardest Task Of A Girl's Life, Nowadays, Is To Prove To A Man That His Intentions Are Serious.

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.

Love Is Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall. It Is A Game At Which Men Must Play Against Stacked Cards, And Without The Slightest Inkling Of The Trump.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

For Repeating Themselves From The First Kiss To The Last Sigh, The Average Man's Love Affairs Have History Blushing With Envy.

There's So Much Saint In The Worst Of Them, And So Much Devil In The Best Of Them, That A Woman Who's Married To One Of Them, Has Nothing To Learn Of The Rest Of Them.

Don't Waste Time Trying To Break A Man's Heart; Be Satisfied If You Can Just Manage To Chip It In A Brand New Place.

Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.