Flattery Is Like Wine, Which

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As Changing A Bundle From One Hand To The Other; It Gives You Only Temporary Relief.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.