To A Man, Marriage Means

When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The Door Love Flies Out Of The Window.

A Widow Is A Fascinating Being With The Flavor Of Maturity, The Spice Of Experience, The Piquancy Of Novelty, The Tang Of Practiced Coquetry, And The Halo Of One Man's Approval.

Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As Changing A Bundle From One Hand To The Other; It Gives You Only Temporary Relief.

Some Women Blush When They Are Kissed, Some Call For The Police, Some Swear, Some Bite. But The Worst Are Those Who Laugh.

Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An Ashtray.