Many Men Kill Themselves For

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.