Wedding: The Point At Which

Flattery Is Like Wine, Which Exhilarates A Man For A Moment, But Usually Ends By Going To His Head And Making Him Act Foolishly.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

Why Does A Man Take It For Granted That A Girl Who Flirts With Him Wants Him To Kiss Her - When, Nine Times Out Of Ten, She Only Wants Him To Want To Kiss Her?

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

The Follies Which A Man Regrets The Most In His Life Are Those Which He Didn't Commit When He Had The Opportunity.