Variety Is The Spice Of

No Man Can Understand Why A Woman Shouldn't Prefer A Good Reputation To A Good Time.

It Is As Hard To Get A Man To Stay At Home After You've Married Him As It Was To Get Him To Go Home Before You Married Him.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

Woman's Love -- A Mirror In Which A Man Beholds Himself Glorified, Magnified And Deified.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.