What A Man Calls His

Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose The Right Person.

And Verily, A Woman Need Know But One Man Well, In Order To Understand All Men; Whereas A Man May Know All Women And Understand Not One Of Them.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

Some Women Can Be Fooled All Of The Time, And All Women Can Be Fooled Some Of The Time, But The Same Woman Can't Be Fooled By The Same Man In The Same Way More Than Half Of The Time.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.