Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.

One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.