I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.

Even Back Then, I Exuded Self-confidence, And That Drives Women Crazy.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.