I've Never Been Lucky. The

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.