I've Never Been Lucky. The

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.