If You Haven't Got Anything

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.