I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.