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I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.