If You Can't Say Anything

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.