He Sprang From The Grass

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.