You Can't Make Souffle Rise

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.