If You Can't Imitate Him,

Yeah? For What Paper?

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

I Take A Two Hour Nap Between 1pm And 3pm.

Anybody Who Can't Hear The Difference Between A Ball Hitting Wood And A Ball Hitting Concrete Must Be Blind.

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.