I Take A Two Hour

You Can Have Everything You Want As Long As You Don't Want It Badly Enough.

If People Don't Want To Come To The Ballpark, How Are You Going To Stop Them?

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

How Can You Think And Hit At The Same Time?

In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothin'.