So I'm Ugly. So What?

Cut That Pizza Into Six Slices Instead Of Eight, I Ain't That Hungry.

The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.

Anybody Who Can't Hear The Difference Between A Ball Hitting Wood And A Ball Hitting Concrete Must Be Blind.

You Can't Make Anybody Do Anything, If They Don't Want To.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."