Yeah? For What Paper?

What The Hell Is Wrong With Him Now?

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.

You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six.

If I Had To Do It All Over Again, I Would Do It All Over Again.