There Are Some People Who,

You Don't Need Little League. You Don't Even Need Nine Kids. Four Is Plenty-a Pitcher, A Batter, And A Couple Of Shaggers. You Can Play Ball All Day Long. My Kids Used To Try To Get Me Out There, But I'd Just Say, "go Play With Your Brothers." If Kids Want To Do Something, They'll Do It. They Don't Need Adults To Do It For Them.

Listen Up, Because I've Got Nothing To Say And I'm Only Gonna To Say It Once.

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."

As A General Comment On Baseball:"90% Of The Game Is Half Mental."

It's Not Too Far; It Just Seems Like It Is.