I Think Little League Is

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

If You Don't Know Where You Are Going, You Might Wind Up Someplace Else.

There Are Some People Who, If They Don't Already Know, You Can't Tell 'em.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.

Anyone Who Is Popular Is Bound To Be Disliked.