If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Then We Met.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.