My Wife And I Were

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.