My Son's An Idiot. He

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.