I Take The Juice Of

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.