With His Blessings From Above,

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.