In A Tuxedo, I'm A

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

Somewhere There's A Someone For Me. Though I May Be Lonely Now, I'll See It Through Somehow, To Somebody's Heart I Know I Hold The Key.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'