Brother, You Can't Go To

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.