When The World Seems To

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

The Thing I Notice First About A Woman Is Her Walk. A Beautiful Woman Is Like A Race Horse-slim, Sleek And With A Beautiful Carriage.