I Know It's The Gentlemanly

Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of Wine, Memories Are Made Of This.

I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words You Hear Most Around My House Are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' And 'i'm Pregnant.'

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.