I've Got Seven Kids. The

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

Return To Me, For My Heart Wants You Only. Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Won't You Please Hurry Home To My Heart.