You're Not Drunk If You

Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of Wine, Memories Are Made Of This.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

We Try To Find Chemistry; We Don't Do A Lot Of Situational Baseball.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.